Right? Won’t it? How singularly creepy these wigged heads are! Staring out at us all from their 37th street window! Judging our misdeeds! Ever vigilant! Ever terrifying! Also, they all seem to be wearing a whole lot of makeup. I, too, used to wear too much makeup, Creepy Wigged Man-Heads. And then I grew up and realized I was just overdoing it. Let your natural beauty shine through! You’ll be so much happier in the long run! If you don’t stop now: beware! It will never be enough. You will live and die by this.
And, to quote David Foster Wallace’s now rather famous 2005 Kenyon College commencement address (I’m sorry to do this here, but, you know, it’s just plain good advice): “If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap real meaning in life, then you will never have enough, never feel you have enough. It’s the truth. Worship your body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly. And when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally grieve you.”
So, chew on that, Creeps. Chew. On. That.